The Haji Girl Song...

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...is my new favorite song!!!
Lyrics;
We were out in the sands of Iraq
And we were under attack
Well I didn't know where to go


First thing that I could see
Was everybody's favorite Burger King
So I threw open the door and I hit the floor


Then suddenly to my surprise
I looked up and I saw her eyes
I knew it was love at first sight


And she said "Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad"
"Shurpa Shurpa Bach Allah"
Hajji Girl I can't understand what you say


And she said "Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad"
"Shurpa Shurpa Bach Allah"
Hajji Girl I love you anyway


Then she said she wanted me to see
She wanted me to come meet her family
But I couldn't figure out how to say no
CAUSE I DON'T SPEAK ARABIC SO.....


She took me down an old dirt trail
And pulled up to a side shanty
Threw open the door and hit the floor


Cause her brother and her father shouted
"Durka durka Mohammed jihad"
"Shurpa Shurpa Bach Allah"
They pulled out their AK's so I could see


And they said "Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad"
"Shurpa Shurpa Bach Allah"
So I grabbed her little sister and put her in front of me!


As the bullets began to fly
The blood sprayed from between her eyes
And then I laughed maniacally


Then I jumped behind the TV
And I locked and loaded my M16
I blew those mother fuckers to eternity


And I said "Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad"
"Shurpa Shurpa Bach Allah"
Should've known they were fuckin' with a Marine!

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What doe's Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad' "Shurpa Shurpa Back Allah" mean ! For us laymen lol

who is this guy, and how do we get him a grammy?

oh hell yes

Its an instant hit!!!

that was fucking awesome!!!

Classic

fuck yea.