In Election 2008, Don’t Forget The Angry White Man

There is a great amount of interest in this year’s presidential elections, as everybody seems to recognize that our next president has to be a lot better than George Bush. The Democrats are riding high with two groundbreaking candidates — a woman and an African-American — while the conservative Republicans are in a quandary about their party’s nod to a quasi-liberal maverick, John McCain.

Each candidate is carefully pandering to a smorgasbord of special-interest groups, ranging from gay, lesbian and transgender people to children of illegal immigrants to working mothers to evangelical Christians.

There is one group no one has recognized, and it is the group that will decide the election: the Angry White Man. The Angry White Man comes from all economic backgrounds, from dirt-poor to filthy rich. He represents all geographic areas in America, from urban sophisticate to rural redneck, deep South to mountain West, left Coast to Eastern Seaboard.

His common traits are that he isn’t looking for anything from anyone — just the promise to be able to make his own way on a level playing field. In many cases, he is an independent businessman and employs several people. He pays more than his share of taxes and works hard.

The victimhood syndrome buzzwords — “disenfranchised,” “marginalized” and “voiceless” — don’t resonate with him. “Press ‘one’ for English” is a curse-word to him. He’s used to picking up the tab, whether it’s the company Christmas party, three sets of braces, three college educations or a beautiful wedding.

He believes the Constitution is to be interpreted literally, not as a “living document” open to the whims and vagaries of a panel of judges who have never worked an honest day in their lives.

The Angry White Man owns firearms, and he’s willing to pick up a gun to defend his home and his country. He is willing to lay down his life to defend the freedom and safety of others, and the thought of killing someone who needs killing really doesn’t bother him.

The Angry White Man is not a metrosexual, a homosexual or a victim. Nobody like him drowned in Hurricane Katrina — he got his people together and got the hell out, then went back in to rescue those too helpless and stupid to help themselves, often as a police officer, a National Guard soldier or a volunteer firefighter.

His last name and religion don’t matter. His background might be Italian, English, Polish, German, Slavic, Irish, or Russian, and he might have Cherokee, Mexican, or Puerto Rican mixed in, but he considers himself a white American.

He’s a man’s man, the kind of guy who likes to play poker, watch football, hunt white-tailed deer, call turkeys, play golf, spend a few bucks at a strip club once in a blue moon, change his own oil and build things. He coaches baseball, soccer and football teams and doesn’t ask for a penny. He’s the kind of guy who can put an addition on his house with a couple of friends, drill an oil well, weld a new bumper for his truck, design a factory and publish books. He can fill a train with 100,000 tons of coal and get it to the power plant on time so that you keep the lights on and never know what it took to flip that light switch.

Women either love him or hate him, but they know he’s a man, not a dishrag. If they’re looking for someone to walk all over, they’ve got the wrong guy. He stands up straight, opens doors for women and says “Yes, sir” and “No, ma’am.”

He might be a Republican and he might be a Democrat; he might be a Libertarian or a Green. He knows that his wife is more emotional than rational, and he guides the family in a rational manner.

He’s not a racist, but he is annoyed and disappointed when people of certain backgrounds exhibit behavior that typifies the worst stereotypes of their race. He’s willing to give everybody a fair chance if they work hard, play by the rules and learn English.

Most important, the Angry White Man is pissed off. When his job site becomes flooded with illegal workers who don’t pay taxes and his wages drop like a stone, he gets righteously angry. When his job gets shipped overseas, and he has to speak to some incomprehensible idiot in India for tech support, he simmers. When Al Sharpton comes on TV, leading some rally for reparations for slavery or some such nonsense, he bites his tongue and he remembers. When a child gets charged with carrying a concealed weapon for mistakenly bringing a penknife to school, he takes note of who the local idiots are in education and law enforcement.

He also votes, and the Angry White Man loathes Hillary Clinton. Her voice reminds him of a shovel scraping a rock. He recoils at the mere sight of her on television. Her very image disgusts him, and he cannot fathom why anyone would want her as their leader. It’s not that she is a woman. It’s that she is who she is. It’s the liberal victim groups she panders to, the “poor me” attitude that she represents, her inability to give a straight answer to an honest question, his tax dollars that she wants to give to people who refuse to do anything for themselves.

There are many millions of Angry White Men. Four million Angry White Men are members of the National Rifle Association, and all of them will vote against Hillary Clinton, just as the great majority of them voted for George Bush.

He hopes that she will be the Democratic nominee for president in 2008, and he will make sure that she gets beaten like a drum.

Aspen Times Weekly
Gary Hubbell
February 9, 2008

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These people are always taken for granted. Probably because they are to busy working, supporting not only their family, but other shiftless lazy shits collecting food stamps and welfare.

I'm one and feel I'm in the best company in America! I'm a Viet Nam Vet, proud of it! The only problem with the war was the way the politicians fought it, not the men.

Yep, I own a few guns, handguns, palm guns, long guns and I'm damn good with all of them. I have a consealed weapons permit and feel naked without my two friends,,,Mr. Smith & Mr. Wesson.

I believe in limited abortion, and limited executions(the later we probably have to much limiting on,lol). When someone, no matter the age demonstrates to me via repeatitive crime they are not fit to live in my society either lock them up or just kill them. I want to give everyone one mistake, so long as it's not a big one, but life is like baseball, three strikes(ANY strikes((Crimes))and you're out, out of society.

Drugs and alcohol are a scurge, offer free treatment, a couple of times, but if they show they are not serious and back out again and again, well concentrate on the new comer.

Marrying should be as hard as divorce, and divorce a bit easier and more humane. I don't think someone else will complete me, I'm all here already. But I want a partner, someone who shares my values and really does want to be in for the long haul.

I believe Obama hates America and everyone who is not black, but he will not admit it like his wife.

Both Bush and Clinton should have been impeached and removed from office, and the next ones should know we are watching them also! Both Senators and Congressmen should serve six years then have to get out of public life and make an honest buck in the private sector. Why do we name government buildings, yes the ones WE pay for, after these hogs slooping down at the public trough? How about a Medal of Honor winner, or some Truck Driver who went 30 years without hurting anyone? No politican can say that!

We want to be left alone. We are the forgotten men(people). Politicians pander then confiscate our money to pay for their special friends. All we want to be is Americans, Not Italian-Americans, Irish-Americans, African-Americans, Mexican-Americans, just AMERICANS.

We understand that no where else in the world can you move and after becoming a citizen be partof that society. Live in Paris for fifty years, but you will never be a Frenchman if you were born somewhere else. English and Irish are born in their countries and do not come from somewhere else. But here, in America, it doesn't matter where you are from, just that you work hard, speak English, and salute the Flag. You learned about the Fonding Fathers, and take pride in trying to be just like them, patriots Do these things and you can be a citizen and an American!!

Finally we all believe in God. We KNOW there is a power out there and while We travel different paths we have the same journeys end. What's right for me may not be right for you, but that's OK. We want to live and let live. We don't want to butt into our neighbors business, and resent it when someone else disparager's our ways.

I believe marriage is a holy sacriment, blessed by God who joins one man and one woman. If a church, Temple or mosque believe this, and therefore does not allow two men or to women to marry why would they want to be part of the institution?

Then I Must Be an Angry White Woman,Cause I agree with all Of what I have read and Heard of Gary Hubble! Candice in California...Surrounded by Illegals,Taking Our Jobs!

Does this stupid angry inbred cleftpallet mouth breather realize that it was republicans & democrat elitists alike who sent our jobs overseas?! Who authored bills to admit more tech visas than ever? ...just another soapboxing pundit ass

Thank God there is Ron Paul. He is the only candidate that supports the literal interpretation of the Constitution and 2nd ammendment rights.

Amen Brother!

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